Thursday, April 24, 2008

New York Mets By The Numbers (Thursday April 24th)

828: The Number of Players who have played atleast ONE game for the Mets

The number of games Ambiorix Burgos is expected to pitch in 2008, 0. (Burgos is expected to miss all or most of 2008. The most is added to give false optimism ).

$410,000 Ambiorix Burgos's 2008 salary.

$270,000 the value of Ambriorix Burgos's stolen jewelry was a valued at. (Most of it was later recovered)

96% the percentage of people who think Ambiorix is a type of cholesterol-lowing medication.

$134.12 the cost to fill one prescription of the sleeping pill, Ambien at retail value.

24, the age Ambiorix Burgos turned this week.

Brian Bannister's record so far this year, 3-1, 2.24 ERA and 0.96 WHIP.

$
421,000 Brian Bannister's 2008 salary.

On the plus side: The save a whopping $11,000 , by not having Brian Bannister on the pitching staff.

Number of dumb trades made by Omar Minaya: Yet to be determined

Posted by Abby  
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2 comments:

The POMP said...
man was that trade STUPID!!

its like the 2008 version of the SCOTT KAZMIR trade..
4/25/08, 12:32 AM  

Alan Kelly said...
no no no Abby... Ambiorix is an anti-depressant. I'm pretty sure.
4/25/08, 1:32 AM  

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