The Global New York Mets Blog: Mr. Met Attempts Suicide

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Mr. Met Attempts Suicide

This about sums it up for most of you.

Posted by Matt Regan at 11:09 AM

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2 comments:

Mike Peters said...
hahahaha

this is hilarious

10/2/07, 11:20 AM

Josh Springer said...
God Bless Conan.

Colbert/Conan in 2008! :D

10/2/07, 12:51 PM

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Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Mr. Met Attempts Suicide

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