After a week-long vacation everybody's favorite writer has returned. Welcome to the weekly feature that freely admits to being worn out by the Braves all season long. This is Touch 'Em All Time.

If you're looking for an optimistic article I suggest you just close your browser now. The fact is that I am less than happy with the Amazins at the moment after they dropped yet another series to the Braves, this time at Shea. Say what you will about Delgado's home run being snatched away at the last moment. The truth remains that it would have taken a four-run ninth to even tie the game. The Braves own the Mets in 2007 and what's worse is that they know it. The Mets aren't done with the Braves yet. The Mets will travel to Atlanta and have a chance for redemption at home in September.

Despite what Willie and many of the Met faithful appear to believe New York's woes against the Braves are a big deal. Even if the Mets do win the division the reality is that the Braves aren't going anywhere in the playoff race just yet. As of this post the Braves are only 0.5 games behind the Padres for the Wild Card. If the Mets and Braves meet up in the post season...well, that's something I just don't want to think about at this moment.

Rick Ankiel hit a three-run homer in his return to the Majors last night as St. Louis defeated the Padres 5-0. I couldn't be happier for this guy as it really is a great story. How many of us get a second chance to live out our dream? I wish Rick plenty of success (until he plays the Mets).

Speaking of "feel good" stories in baseball; how about those Seattle Mariners? They went on a long winning streak earlier in the season only to be rewarded by having Mike Hargrove, their manager at the time, resign. This was a move that came out of nowhere and shocked the baseball world. Instead of folding or mailing it in the Mariners are in first place for the American League Wild Card and are only two and half games out of first in the AL West behind the (overrated) Angels. While teams like the Yankees, Indians, and Tigers have been receiving most of the publicity from the media (*cough* east coast bias *cough*) the Mariners have quietly become one of the best teams in the league. I'm quietly cheering for Seattle, if only to ensure the Yankees will be sitting at home come October.

Speaking of which; the Tribe hosts the Yanks this weekend. I'll be cheering for my Indians for more than one reason these next three days.

Please welcome the newest addition to the Baseball Tonight team: David Wells, everybody.

My favorite statistic regarding Barry Lamar Bonds? The San Francisco Giants are 49-64. Thank you, Barry, for finally breaking the record. It's the last time your pathetic excuse for a Major League team will be on national television in 2007.

The Mets play hosts to the Marlins this weekend and should have little problem winning at least two out of three (jinx jinx jinx). With a three and a half game lead in the NL East and the end of the season rapidly approaching every win helps. Hopefully the rain subsides by this evening and all of you heading out to Shea will see a win for the home team. Lets Go Mets. (F-A-N).